December 19, 2011
From the fashionable mind of Suri Cruise

surisburnbook:

The Spelling-McDermotts took their oldest kids to see Yo Gabba Gabba! this weekend, and Stella’s outfit is … yikes.

It’s like she borrowed costumes from community theatre productions of Annie and Cats, mixed them together, and added some cheap red weave pieces.

Also, Sprite? From a bottle? I don’t go to theatre productions where refreshments are served without garnish.

This is amazing. Just amazing.

October 5, 2011
A little interview I did for the German newspaper F.A.Z., in which I speak on behalf of America about our feelings towards Gwyneth Paltrow

September 19, 2011
Whether or not you’re familiar with my love/loathe relationship with Mama Gwynnie, I think we need to take a moment to assess what she donned to the Emmys last night.
That presupposes, however, that I know where to begin. Which I don’t.
All I can say is: No, Gwynnie. No. 
PS: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, PAZ DE LA HUERTA! FOR FUCKSAKE, WOMAN! YOU LOOK LIKE AN EXTRA FROM HAMSTERDAM IN SEASON 3 OF “THE WIRE.” GET IT THE FUCK TOGETHER! 
PPS: Olivia Munn, PLEASE feel free to continue dressing like you just raided the plus-size section of Forever 21. The rest of America has never felt so well dressed or attractive. So, thank you. 

Whether or not you’re familiar with my love/loathe relationship with Mama Gwynnie, I think we need to take a moment to assess what she donned to the Emmys last night.

That presupposes, however, that I know where to begin. Which I don’t.

All I can say is: No, Gwynnie. No. 

PS: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, PAZ DE LA HUERTA! FOR FUCKSAKE, WOMAN! YOU LOOK LIKE AN EXTRA FROM HAMSTERDAM IN SEASON 3 OF “THE WIRE.” GET IT THE FUCK TOGETHER! 

PPS: Olivia Munn, PLEASE feel free to continue dressing like you just raided the plus-size section of Forever 21. The rest of America has never felt so well dressed or attractive. So, thank you. 

September 18, 2011
Just in time for red carpet arrivals at the Emmy Awards…

Just in time for red carpet arrivals at the Emmy Awards…

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