January 10, 2012

Holy shit, you guys. When I turned 30, I dressed up like an 80’s prostitute (wearing an orthopedic boot) and had a party at my parents’ place when they were out of town.

But when KRIS KARDASHIAN JENNER turned 30, she made the world’s best music video, featuring OJ Simpson. 

I hate the taste of defeat. 

Fuck. 

December 9, 2011

Last night, I was chatting with a bunch of 24-year-olds who live in my complex.

One of them said, “Woah. You’re turning 30. Woah. How do you feel about that?”

To which I replied, “Well, I want a range life….if I could settle down. But, you know, if I could settle down, then I would settle down.” 

To which they replied with blank stares. 

November 28, 2011

My bloggy-ness has been a little tardy to the party as of late, due to some autumnal traveling, some newfound walking, driving, and moving back into my place after 5 1/2 months of being away.

In any case, I’m trying to make up for it…

Here’s a little shout out to the Occupiers in Downtown LA, who, today, are facing eviction and trying to stand their ground.

A couple of weeks ago, I slid into Manhattan at the tail end of Occupy Wall Street, with the intention of hitting up Zuccotti Park for a “30 Before 30” adventure. However, I woke that morning to the news of the OWS eviction during the wee hours of the morning and had, as has happened before, narrowly missed my chance to be part of something epic and possibly find my true love somewhere in the crazy. (After, you know, I got him to shower, and we’d discuss The Communist Manifesto at length over a romantic dinner of Ready to Eat military meals in his tent.)

Bummed that we had missed the crazy, my friends picked me up in Brooklyn that morning carrying this here bird cage, housing two Zebra Finches. Love Birds. We named them after our friends who had just gotten married a few days before and took them around Manhattan (the details of which will be revealed in a short film I’m editing about them). 

In any case, after we drank a bottle of wine before noon, we headed to Zuccotti with the birds, slapped this sign I wrote on the cage, and became wildly popular with the protesting crew and the press. 

I think the second photo, in which we got the NYPD to crack up, is my fave.

Footage to come.

November 5, 2011

New "30 Before 30" video!

Presenting: Ultimate Musical Chairz!

October 28, 2011
An infographic from today’s “30 Before 30” - Ultimate Musical Chairz!

An infographic from today’s “30 Before 30” - Ultimate Musical Chairz!

October 22, 2011
And here’s a little still (with my inaccurate, hastily drawn map of Black Rock City) from Episode 7: 36 Hours at Burning Man, where I broke my foot after a ten minute walk on the Playa, and tripped on a wire at Center Camp…
Hence my Playa name: Whoopsie Daisy.

And here’s a little still (with my inaccurate, hastily drawn map of Black Rock City) from Episode 7: 36 Hours at Burning Man, where I broke my foot after a ten minute walk on the Playa, and tripped on a wire at Center Camp…

Hence my Playa name: Whoopsie Daisy.

October 22, 2011

30 Before 30, Episode 7: Spending 36 Hours at Burning Man!

Alright, Burners of the Interwebs! Hope you like my little tribute to (and badly drawn schematics of) Black Rock City. You kids all showed me so much love and can’t wait to see you next year on the Playa! 

And if you missed Part One of my journey to the Burn, here you go!

October 14, 2011

30 Before 30 Episode 6: Going to Burning Man. Part One of a Two Part series of the craziest week of my life (only 36 hours of which were actually on the Playa). Plus a shout out to my newest fans: Germans, Foot/leg cast fetishists and German foot/leg cast fetishists!

October 4, 2011

Episode 5 of my “30 Before 30" project…in which I unintentionally create a fan base of leg and foot cast fetishists.

October 3, 2011
The Hayley Terris Cast Fetish Fan Club: Update

So remember when I was confused as to why the last “30 Before 30” video had over 500 hits?

Well, now it’s tipping over 1,200 views

So, yeah. That’s happening. 

Thanks fetishists! 

This one’s for you!

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